~ Hello Hello ~ May I ask you to stop for a minute?
They keep coming out to no end.
Those under Maou's influence.
As you can see I'm a thief.
came here by Boss' orders.
So, food and weapons,
I give you all.
Well, I guess I can't give
What are you saying?
No arguments.
4 of you? It's a piece of cake for me. ("Asameshi mae" = Simple job that can be done "before breakfast")
Huh?
Its Lunch time already...
Maybe I change to "before Lunch"?
Sure.
You are going to die anyway.
Anything you haven't said?
Or something you want to do before dying?
If you have something, I will try to accommodate you as best I can.
But no big ones.
Um.... for example,
"I wanted a cigarette before I died -" or something like that.
But I hate that you know.....
While waiting for heroes to smoke, other members will come and beat me up...
You're kidding me. Smoking Tobacco so "I got smoked out?"
I'm not sure but ... he is..annoying.
Me too.... Listening him makes me feel irritated..
So how is it? Guy in the middle. Do you have anything you want to do?
I cannot die until I defeat Maou!
Yeah~ I agree.
Then... I guess I should lose...
Earlier I said "before lunch!" and stuff.
but 4 against 1?
Frankly, let me say
I'll lose. Uh-huh.
Just thinking about it makes me so depressed.....
or may be NOT~~~
What? What? What is this feeling?
I'm sensing the same aura?
Okay! Anyway.
I will say everything I want to say.
Is that ok? It will be long.
Guys, you ok standing? I'll start.
Yoshihiko no... he's becoming restless!
He's in no condition to fight
This is his plan.
Annoy opponents, makes you restless and then kill you!
You'll lose once you become irritated.
It's really annoying, but
Just continue listening with an open heart.
Don't know why? but I'm not annoyed at all!
I can't fight, so what should we do?
Okay! anyway,
It's time to fight.
I'm sure you're in a hurry.
Okay! Let's Fight.
So all of you! You'll be victims to my unbeatable sword.
Wow! Look No sword!
I guess I failed as a thief!
Oh... He was so damn annoying...
Takayuki Yamada
Haruka kinami
Tsuyoshi Muro
Azusa Okamoto
Jiro Sato
Takuma Shin
"Low Budget Action Adventure Story"
"Yuusha Yoshihiko and Maou's Castle"
Episode 4
Watch out!
In this forest, there are countless leeches!
Damn! That's big!
Even leeches are under Maou's influence and it's so vicious!
Yoshihiko! Ahhh!
Argghhhh!
It's really ENORMOUS!
Why didn't you notice sooner!
He's getting his colors back!
Yuusha needs to defeat the Maou
Cannot be killed by leeches.
You were one step away from dying.
Anyway, we are going as Hotoke ordered.
nothing is happening....
His instructions are so vague
So typical of a bad boss.
I'm not so sure if he really IS Hotoke.
Hey hey hey...
Guys... just... is that?
Talking bad about me.... right?
No we weren't.
Yes! you are.
Excuse me, but I'm looking from the sky.
Watching from the sky.
From up here, there are no shadows.
I hear everything.
Wait a minute!
What? What is it?
How about this??
Oh, that...
from up here, it's all under the shadow...
From here, can we talk bad about you?
I guess in the shadow ... you can...
Don't take me lightly! Don't take me lightly!
Hey, did you hear that? Hotoke's double angry "Don't take me lightly!"
Today there is, um...
I usually appear at the last part of the story
But came out earlier, because..
Yoshihiko, why is he sleeping?
The reason why is, before you came...
Okay. Yeah, okay.
ok...
Yoshihiko ~
I sent you east vaguely because
Why sent us vaguely?
Yes indeed.
You said to defeat the Maou as soon as possible.
If you tell us exactly where to go, we'll go and defeat him right now.
Where do we need to go now Hotoke-sama?
- like, tell us like which Village. tell us everything. - to east, where in the east you know?
- maybe a town, neighborhood, who to talk to, we'll defeat the Maou right away. - give us more details? - Don't understand
wait a minute...
- How to keep going if you don't give us more details? - why don't you tell us everything?
You guys... really... really...
I'll shoot Hotoke Beam. Hotoke Beam.
What! Really? Hotoke Beam?
Beam will come out from this button on the forehead.
- Really!? - Really!
I'll show you. Hotoke Beam~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not doing it today.
There is no beam...
Please give us a word Hotoke-sama
Quickly. Before Maou gets moving
Um
Okay.
Alrighty then.
Then, listen up heroes!
To defeat the Maou!
eh....
Various weapons and tools.
One at a time. must be collected.... weapons and tools.
For the first,
Find an item said to avoid attacks.
it's called "Celestial Maiden's clothes"
Got it? Go up the river, find a rock called "Celestial Maiden’s rock"
You’ll find Celestial Maiden on top of the rocks maybe....
Yoshihiko!
Obtain "Celestial Maiden's clothes"!
What you mean by maybe? If we go, is she there?
Probably, probably would..
But... I...
um...
It's a Celestial Maiden...
So, I think it has strong defenses...
So heroes! Overcome with all your strengths!
That's it.
That's the Celestial Maiden
We found her pretty easily.
She's beautiful!
Indeed a Celestial Maiden!
Celestial Maiden ~
Celestial Maiden ~ ~ ~
Over here ~ ~ ~
She can't hear us.
The Harp must be too loud.
Let's go across and talk to her.
Wait, Yoshihiko
Hotoke said,
Celestial Maiden has strong defenses.
Don't listen to that vague Hotoke's word
Wait a minute!
Look... at that...
What the heck?
Kappa (Japanese River Monster)
I see,
He's protecting the Celestial Maiden!
He'll pull people underwater when they cross the river!
Are they scary? The Kappa monster?
They, don't look like much.
It'll be fine. Just a Kappa.
Watch out! Yoshihiko!
He'll be fine. He won't lose to something like that.
Ah!
- I told you! - Help him! Yoshihiko ~!
You're kidding right?
We underestimated the kappa...
Looks like he won...
I can't forgive.
I'll beat him!
No, Danjou-san!
You can't beat him in the water.
We have to force him to land
Please... let me handle this.
I have a good idea.
Kappa really likes cucumbers?* (*Cucumbers is known as a favorite food.)
Everyone thinks so.
Problem... is....
Is he really going to come to this easily recognizable trap?
Please trust me.
He'll definitely come.
He's got tons!
It's no use.
There's another Kappa downstream.
A bunch of Kappas upstream also.
Indeed...
Kappapa runppapa! (Old Sake commercial song)
What's Kappapa Runppapa....
- What's Kappapa Runppapa....? - Leave it...
I think he just wanted to say it.
- Kappapa Runppapa. - Leave it... alone...
But what do we do?
We can't talk to Celestial Maiden until we defeat the Kappa.
What's this?!
"Location of legendary weapons to defeat the Kappa"
What a vague map!
Maybe the map was sent by that fake Hotoke.
Yeah, you're right.
So this is the legendary weapon.
I think I've seen it before....
Let's go.
Alright....
I don't know where you are going,
but your money and food... -leave it with me.
We've seen a lot of people like you.
If we do it for everyone, We’ll never have enough money and food.
You may tell others that.
but since you are facing me,
... You're going to regret those words.
All of you will fall victim to Brenda and me.
I'm on an important mission to defeat the Maou.
If you want to kill us,
Then we fight!
Nice stance.
No holding back.
Come on! Go for it! Brenda!
Hey, what's wrong!?
Go!
Go get them!
Brenda is looking at different directions...
Maybe she's not feeling it?
Feeling it or not!
Brenda is a cold blooded killing machine!
Go! Enjoy the fresh blood!
- It's our turn. - Wait, wait, wait, wait!
What's the rush?
I'm not ready to fight!
You came to us first.... why aren't you ready to fight?
Oh... Oh, I see...
Huh huh? Brenda...
Trick them and then Brenda ~~~~ ah!
Stop!
I can't hit one with no will to fight!
Alright...
Why don't you fight?! by yourself?
I can't.
I'm just a regular guy...
I'm not strong either.
What are you doing thief?
What? ... forgive...them?
... Oh well... If you say so -
You should thank Brenda's kindness!
So kind ~
Ah! Yoshihiko fell sleep!
Danjou too!?
Hey! You too!?
I'm the only one left.
But I can't fight.
What do we do?! Ahh... Sweets!
Want to eat something sweet?
It worked, but I don't think I can win.
What should I do... uh...uh... !?
Oh! Yoshihiko is awake.
Damn, I was put to sleep.
Here they come!
So many!
I'll handle them all
They... Ran away?
In one of the boxes.
Contains legendary weapons to defeat the Kappa...
Well...
We must open them.
Argh! It's a monster that mimics a treasure chest!
Hey! Help them!
That's dangerous! It's really strong.
No, no. how can it be strong? It's just a box.
It's a strong box!
What do you mean strong box? You're not making sense! Just go!
You're pretty good!
Thank you, Merebu-san
I felt very lucky.
So I just gave him the blow! (* Wild Blow - Dragon Quest's critical attack)
Well, legendary weapon must be in here.
Looks so Holy...
With this, we can defeat the Kappa...!
How do we use this?
I don't know how this can help defeat the Kappa.
Well!
We throw it!?
It will hit him and he falls!
We can do that with rocks around here! You don't know what you are talking about, old man....
At least call me Mr.
We went all the way to the mountain to get this thing. Not to throw it!
No... wait... look! Kappa
He's really scared!
Ohh, He looks scared.
oh...ok
Mr. Kappa!
How do you use this?!
Hey Hey Hey!
What're you doing?
Hey... What are you doing? Dumbass
No...
I didn't know how to use it.
I thought he might know, and...
He may know.
But he won't tell you, this may kill him...
No, but...
Oh, got it
wow, got it!?
You took that long to get it? kind of scary.
Glad you got it but better late than never...
Don't!
I'll die if you point it this way and press the red button!
Oh he told us....
He, is dumb...
Dumbass Kappa.
He gave really good instructions...
Then, without hesitation.
For the sake of peace.
It made Kappa's dish as dry as a bone in an instant! (*Kappa's Dish on the head holds water which gives them powers)
He will stay unconscious for a while.
Okay...
Let's cross the water.
Celestial Maiden we have a favor to ask.
Let's try again. All together.
Yes, sir.
1, 2...
Celestial Maiden ~~~~~~~~~
What are you doing?
We're here to ask a favor.
Grant our wish. Please.
Beautiful and full of mercy, I believe you'll grant our wish.
I will listen, however,
I've always lived in a quiet and serene place.
I like to talk to one person only.
I can't think with too many people around.
Understood.
We'll leave this to Yuusha,
We're leaving you two alone.
Now... what's your wish?
To defeat Maou, We need the clothes you are wearing.
Please, we are trying to defeat the Maou, Let us have the clothes.
... Really?
I'd like to help you, but
There's no time.
Please take it off.
Huh?
If you take it off right now. I'll come over to pick it up.
What are you talking about?
- Please take it off.. - No, no, no... wait... ..
Please take it off.
No, you know ..
We don't have time, please take it off.
- No... Wait... - Quick
Off.
Take it off!
Take it off NOW!
WAIT A MINUTE!
Strange guy shows up and tells her to take off her clothes, What do you think you are doing?
No...
My clothes are connected to my inner clothes!
If I take it off, I'll be naked! NAKED!
Why do I have to become naked in front of a guy I met for the first time!?
I....m... Sorry....
Maybe, wait until it gets darker...
I'm not talking about the mood.
I will not give you this clothes. Never!
GO BACK! GO BACK!
AND DIE!
Kahhhhh!!!!
Yoshihiko.
You should really die!
Why?!
Exactly what she said!
Why are you asking women to take off the clothes when you just met?
Only Kings or someone at that level says that.
Oh well!
Yoshihiko's experience is still immature.
Oh!? Nice middle-class speech?
Maybe ask this middle class to go?
Please.
Leave it to me. When I was younger, I had a nickname.
Manager Shima KoSaku*! (*Comic book Character. Very popular with women. TV Drama was played by this actor.)
Oh.
What was that about?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but...
May be very popular with women.
Celestial Maiden
You want a drink?
What you got?
A little,
liquor.
Oh...
Being a Celestial Maiden.
must be hard...
It's not so bad.
Every day playing a harp...
First of all, The Harp is
A Mermaid's instrument.
You knew?
In fact, there may be more...
... things you wanted to do?
No I don't.
Be honest with yourself
I don't want to play Harp...
I'm not a mermaid
- What I really want to.. - Stop!
If there's anything painful
Tell me
I don't know if I can be of any help, but...
At least I can be a Handkerchief to wipe off your tears.
What's ... your name?
My name is...
Dan
Jou
It went pretty well.
Why were you slapped?
Nothing at all.
You don't get slapped for no reason.
What did you say to her?
While taking off her clothes...
One by one.
Ah Aah!
Disgusting! Nice middle-Disgusting!
It was not the Nice-middle!
Danjou-san, you're a Pervert!?
No, no.
Pervert is the worst, Danjou-san!!
Baka Yarou!
You're a Pervert too!
I'm not a pervert!
Yuusha can't be a Pervert!
- When you get the soul out....! - Stop! You don't have to say it...
I think I must go.
I must convey my will to defeat the Maou.
This is only to defeat the Maou
To bring peace back to the world!
You are lying,
It's the truth!
I only wish to defeat the Maou!
Then what's up with your lower half?
This is...
A Hidden Sword!
No way RIGHT?....
If it's really a sword, don't put it there!
All Yuusha hides the swords there.
What instance do you use that sword?
Don't make me say dirty jokes!
OK?
We are going to have BBQ across the water. Would you like to come?
I don't interact with humans.
We have many different kinds of drinks ~
No thanks.
It'll be fun ~ ~
We'll cook the fish we caught.
No thanks ~
and grilling meat-
Yakisoba ~
Let’s do Karaoke too ~
You! Flat chested!
What did you say?!
You got a problem!?
You trying to pick a fight!?
Take off your clothes and down on your knees!
Why I have to do that!? - I'm flying!
I'm flying away!
Then Fly away!
Something will come, you all picking on me. Something will pop up from the woods.
What?! Then call it if you can!
Celestial Maiden
Let's do Yakyuken*. *Rock Paper Scissors, if you lose, you'll have to take off your clothes
Go back
AND DIE!
Now we've done everything we can.
Maybe we have something else?
No other way.
She thinks Yoshihiko is just a fool
And she doesn't trust me as a man....
She doesn't like frivolous women like Murasaki.
Merebu, why aren't you going?
I can't handle women.
Is there a spell to persuade a woman or something?
Can I talk irrelevant things?
Why do you want to talk irrelevant things?
I finally...
Obtained a spell for recovery
That's great!
You are saying it can help regain the lost stamina?
Well. If I cast this spell, you can regain 70% of the stamina
Oh, great.
However, in order for the spell to work, certain conditions must be met.
What is it?
Right after the spell is cast,
Cow's testicles, antler, and...
testicles of a venomous snake... and one more item.
Yes. Royal Jelly
Yes. you must eat them all.
Um... Spell is not necessary is it....?
Wonderful!
70% recovery with such little conditions!
No, I mean...
If you eat that many things, you'll recover without the spell
Rather, where would you get those items!
I named this spell...
'HoiMi ne *'. *Restoration of the Magic Dragon Quest parody of 'Hoime'
Naming such a meaningless spell...
With this spell, I'm no longer afraid of battle.
No, I mean, where would you get all that stuff!
Please learn some more meaningful spells.
Ah!
What's wrong, Murasaki?
This may work!
What kind of plan?
I know because we are both women.
Now what?
I will not give you this clothes no matter what.
I don't care what happens with Maou.
Hana-boo!
What?
What did you do?!
Look in the mirror!
Whoa! what’s wrong with my nose??
We will fix it if you give us your clothes ~
If you don't, then your will have pig nose forever!
Everyone will be surprised -
Beautiful Celestial Maiden
has Pig nose ~ ~
No! Stop!
It's unfair but
It's all for fighting Maou.
Please forgive me, Celestial Maiden
Fine!
I'll give it to you but fix my nose before that!
Thank you very much ~
I know you're happy, but put it away.
Haha... now I feel we might defeat the Maou!
You're acting like you already won! fools
Hahahahaha!
hey, wait a minute, you Yoshihiko!
What happened to your body?
what's wrong - your lower body?
Youngman Youngman...
Well, forget it.
Anyway...
You must collect a lot more weapons and tools
I mean, you won't be able to defeat the Maou.
Next, to the west!
There you go! So Vague again.
Well,
So, here Hotoke will sing.
'I am the vague...
I’m ~ ~ ~ ? ?
... will not sing!!
I'm guessing our journey will continue for a long time.
Yes.
Let's go.
Brother.
So embarassed ~
Hey, Hisa! Let's rally!
Yes!
Yamada Takayuki - Yoshihiko
Kinami Haruka - Murasaki
Muro Tsuyoshi - Merebu
Okamoto Azusa - Hisa
Sato Jiro - Hotoke
Takuma Shin - Danjou
Subtitles - Danburi QC - \( -o _ o- )/
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